Researching is possibly one of the lamest activities I could force myself to do without pounding nails into my own face as a distraction. Even now as I'm researching something which should potentially be quite interesting I'm bogged down by so much useless garbage that I have to sift through to find the little nuggets of information that will actually help me. Actually interviewing people seems to be the best way to do things, unfortunately the time I can spend with people outside of a workplace or gym of somekind is slim. Shit even when I'm able to talk to people I somehow get asking only one or two direct questions that pertain to my acutal topic of interest before I'm being verbally dragged into another completely different topic which may or may not be interesting. Admittedly, having the safety officer show me videos of drunk people falling over and putting holes in walls with thier foreheads was pretty hilarious, it also gave me an excuse to not work for a bit. However, it did not help me one little bit. I explain in pretty good detail the exact circumstances of what I need and try to glean information about a few narrow points, next thing I know I've got twelve pages of police case studies and god knows what else about something only vaguely related. I won't even bother talking very much about the internet. I'm sure the information is there, but I'll never find it through all the wasted cyberspace. I wonder if it's better to use plain or coated nails while hammering them into the nasal cavity. What a cool party trick. I bet I could get THAT information on the first try too, never the shit I actually need.
Fuck! Ah!
Ok, I'm better now.